Anger

I was riding home after escorting my lovely girlfriend to work on her new bike. It was about 9pm or so; and I was just at the intersection of North East and Ways Rd.

I had just crested a hill, so I was pretty puffed. A fuckwit of a P Plater, driving a white ford or holden sedan (mid 90s model) approached close to me. The passenger leant out and tried to push me off my bike.

I screamed "FUCKWITS", and they took off. The car behind, also a P plater, in a navy blue or dark purple smaller car was following, and their passenger leant out and cried "Your mother had two!"

They just tried to fucking kill me.

I'm unable to report them to police, because I did not get a licence plate or even partial. I don't know enough about cars to reckonise things better.

I hate people who can be so small minded and immature.

The passenger was wearing a yellow hat.

If I ever see the car, hat or passenger again, I don't know what I'll do. But I do know it will be nasty.