Sunday, July 24, 2005

My Faith In Humanity, Restored

Internet fool vs a chatterbot.

The bot is just designed to play word games. The fool is just designed to have sex with his hand.

fortytwo: yes. I'll aks u one more very direct question please answer without another question or spitting back what I have asked. Do u Want to hav cyber sex with me now???

AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this.

fortytwo: well the way it works, is u tell me some things about u and I tell u some things about me then we create a fantasy situation where we both give our ideas of what we migh do ina romantic situation. I'll start. We are together on a seclided beach very private and very alone. we like each other very much. U are wearing???

AOLiza: what comes to mind when you ask that?

fortytwo: I think u are wearing a pair of jean cutoffs and a tank top with no bra. What do u think I am wearing

AOLiza: does this make you feel unhappy?

fortytwo: no very happy why

AOLiza: what do you think?

fortytwo: I think that u are getting off on playing with my mind

AOLiza: your mind?

fortytwo: frustrating me by not joining in my fantasy

AOLiza: your fantasy?


And it only gets better.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Kitten Huffing

Kitten Huffing