On the Skyshow...

Hah! I knew it.

I also had the misfortune of riding home through the crowds going to the Sky Show. I thought it must be some Paradise Church style gathering because the intelligence of the people I passed seemed so low - like they needed a wildly outdated book and a preacher to tell them what to do. I'd get stuck behind these vast mobs on the Torrens bike track who seemed to understand neither the reason there's a while line painted down the middle of the path or the constant dinging of my bell. It was as if Adelaide's largest reservoir of morons had burst its banks, and its contents were swamping the city.

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