Upcoming Bitchslap

I am pooped. Officially.

People of Adelaide, if you do not immediately flock to and make use of upcoming, you will be bitch-slapped.

Yes Niall, this means you.

I think my favourite event of all is Colonel Light's Big Cake Affair - he's the reason we have parklands galore, and the council is offering me free cake and wine on tuesday.

Free?
Cake?
I'm there!

There's also some funky assed glass blowing and packs of angry cyclists.

Be there, or you just aren't cool in Adelaide.